"remember when you used to be friends wit-"
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
This could be us but you playin
my biology teacher hated me a lot
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
That ass could feed an entire nation
once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard
biggest plot twist in cinematic history
look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck
excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die