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magicul:

magicul:

nice pickup line but do I know u

it gets worse 

tryna ask me out when his outfit is still stuck in 2009

magicul:

magicul:

nice pickup line but do I know u

it gets worse 

tryna ask me out when his outfit is still stuck in 2009

417,454 plays!

kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral


photographed by Greg Vaughan for Made in Brazil

photographed by Greg Vaughan for Made in Brazil

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

gayweeb:

when u get read by a close friend

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on something youre sensitive about

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jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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Nash Grier: *Slaughters 8 million people*
His Fans: Its your opinion. Leave him alone.

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

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