nice pickup line but do I know u
it gets worse
tryna ask me out when his outfit is still stuck in 2009
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
this is unacceptable
when u get read by a close friend
on something youre sensitive about
*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*
Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
"your wings are too big"
me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money