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beyoncevevo:

"remember when you used to be friends wit-"

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

drakesavedmylife:

This could be us but you playin

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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me

me

prasejeebus:

That ass could feed an entire nation 

prasejeebus:

That ass could feed an entire nation 

princeowl:

once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard 

me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

thatwetshirt:

biggest plot twist in cinematic history

garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck

garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck

inkerdoodle:

excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

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